Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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