So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
