I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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