Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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