You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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