I swear she didn't look like that last week.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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