we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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