her facebook's as public as her vagina
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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