Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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