Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize
