i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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