Where are you?
In a non slutty way
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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