I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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