here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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