yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Let's paint friendship bongs
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
