Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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