$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
