idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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