Welp...herpes.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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