Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
my poor anus
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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