Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
operation harelip BJ is a go
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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