Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Randomize
