I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
where does the pee come out of this thing
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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