It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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