What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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