I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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