he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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