exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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