She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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