I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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