He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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