new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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