What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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