i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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