Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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