i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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