i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
organizing the empties. That sober.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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