capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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