I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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