I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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