just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Randomize
