are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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