How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Randomize
