I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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