He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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