Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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