her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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