It's Friday. Sex?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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