dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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