she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Two words: blizzard sex
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
