Your tits are I can't wait for
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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