I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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