the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
So vagazzling was a success
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